Is This $90 Toilet A Total Waste? Unboxing & Review

Alright guys, so I took a plunge and ordered a $90 toilet – yeah, you read that right. It came all the way from Travis, and honestly, I’m both excited and a little terrified. Was this a stroke of genius for my wallet, or am I about to learn a harsh lesson in “you get what you pay for?” Let's dive into this budget commode and see if it’s a throne or a total shitter (pun intended, of course!).

First Impressions: Unboxing the Budget Throne

Okay, so the box arrived looking… well, like it survived a war. I’m not going to lie, my expectations weren't sky-high, but the condition of the packaging didn't exactly inspire confidence. Inside, everything was surprisingly well-packed, with plenty of foam and cardboard to keep the porcelain from turning into expensive rubble. The toilet itself… it looks like a toilet. A fairly standard, no-frills, white ceramic toilet. No fancy curves, no futuristic designs, just your basic, run-of-the-mill water closet. I guess that’s what you get for $90, right? The components seem to be all there: the bowl, the tank, the seat, and the hardware. The real test will be whether all these pieces fit together and, more importantly, whether it actually flushes. I’m cautiously optimistic at this point. I’ve seen some real horror stories online about budget toilets, so I’m bracing myself for potential leaks, weak flushes, and maybe even a complete structural failure. But hey, that's why we're doing this, right? To see if you can actually get away with buying a super-cheap toilet without ending up with a bathroom disaster. Wish me luck, folks – I think I’m going to need it!

Installation Nightmares or Budget-Friendly Bliss?

Alright, buckle up, because this is where things get interesting. I'm no professional plumber, but I’ve installed a few toilets in my day, so I figured I was up for the challenge. The instructions… well, they were clearly translated from another language and then poorly photocopied about ten times. Let’s just say they weren’t exactly a model of clarity. But hey, I’m a resourceful kind of guy, so I decided to wing it. The first hurdle was attaching the tank to the bowl. The bolts seemed a little flimsy, and I was worried about overtightening them and cracking the porcelain. After a bit of fiddling and a few muttered curses, I managed to get it snug without any obvious damage. Next up was attaching the toilet to the flange on the floor. This is where things got a little dicey. The bolts that came with the toilet were slightly too short, which meant I had to make a quick trip to the hardware store. Nothing's ever easy, is it? With the new bolts in place, I managed to secure the toilet to the floor. It wobbled a little bit, but a few shims took care of that. Finally, it was time to connect the water supply. I turned the water back on slowly, half-expecting a geyser to erupt from the connections. But to my surprise, everything held! No leaks! I couldn’t believe it. After all the struggles, it seemed like I might actually pull this off. But the real test was still to come: the flush test.

The Moment of Truth: Does This Thing Actually Flush?

Okay, folks, this is the moment of truth. After all the installation shenanigans, it all comes down to this: can this $90 toilet actually do its job? I took a deep breath and hit the flush lever. And… it flushed! Not with the force of a thousand raging rivers, mind you, but it flushed. Everything went down, and the bowl refilled. I flushed it again, just to be sure. Still working! I was honestly shocked. I was fully expecting a weak, anemic flush that would leave… evidence… behind. But it actually worked! Now, I’m not going to say it’s the most powerful flush I’ve ever seen. It definitely doesn’t have the same vortex-like suction as some of those high-end toilets. But for $90, it gets the job done. I decided to put it through a more rigorous test. You know, the kind of test that involves… well, let’s just say it involves a lot of toilet paper. And you know what? It handled it! No clogs, no backups, just a clean, efficient flush. I’m still kind of in disbelief. I honestly thought this toilet was going to be a complete disaster. But so far, it’s actually performing like a… well, like a toilet should.

Final Verdict: $90 Toilet – Worth It or Waste of Money?

So, after all that, what’s the final verdict on this $90 toilet? Is it a hidden gem, or should you just stick to the more expensive brands? Well, here’s the deal: it’s complicated. On the one hand, it actually works. It flushes, it doesn’t leak (so far), and it was relatively easy to install (once I got the right bolts). For $90, that’s pretty amazing. On the other hand, it’s not exactly a luxury item. It’s basic, it’s no-frills, and it probably won’t last as long as a more expensive toilet. The materials feel a little cheap, and I wouldn’t be surprised if I have to replace some of the parts down the road. But here’s the thing: if you’re on a tight budget, or if you just need a basic toilet for a guest bathroom or a rental property, this might be a perfectly acceptable option. Just be prepared to put in a little extra effort during the installation, and don’t expect it to perform like a $500 toilet. Would I recommend it for my master bathroom? Probably not. But for a budget-conscious homeowner who needs a functional toilet without breaking the bank, it’s definitely worth considering. Just go in with realistic expectations, and you might be pleasantly surprised. And hey, if it does end up falling apart in a year, at least you didn’t spend a fortune on it!

Overall, this budget toilet has exceeded expectations! I'm pleasantly surprised. I’ll keep you guys updated on how it holds up over time. But for now, I’m calling it a win!